Xena: Warrior Princess Fan Fiction
One of my favourite shows of all time is Xena: Warrior Princess. A writer's
dream... two strong women, bags of action, heaps of drama, tons of comedy
potential - even some sneaky romance (if you really look for it). Just
loads of really great story ideas.
All characters and images are borrowed from Xena: Warrior Princess, and
are owned by Renaissance Pictures. No copyright infringement is intended,
and no profit is being made from these stories. Some stories contain references
to same sex relationships. There's nothing graphic at all but just in
case, you'll find them coded with an [alt]
Gabrielle is growing increasingly worried about Xena's particular fixation
and when Xena starts stashing 'supplies', the bard knows its time to seek
professional help. Can Doctor Lawls save Xena's sanity before it's too
late?
Our heroes are finally getting a well deserved holiday, and Xena has
it all planned out. Fishing. But Gabrielle has other plans...
A quiet evening round the campfire has Xena chewing her fingers and driving
a bard mad. A few well placed scrolls soon do the trick though, until
a Warrior Princess in full creative flow is interrupted by unexpected
visitors. Yes, it's Aphrodite and Athene, appearing as a mortal near you!
But taking two errant goddesses under your wing isn't easy when you're
also battling virgin-snatching cults and corrupt priests, and... just
what IS Gabrielle planning to do with that aphrodisiac anyway??
The Bogey and Bacall of the Xenaverse are let loose as Xena:Warrior Investigator
teams up with Gabrielle in the search for Gabrielle's missing husband
Perdicus. Can Xena woo the girl before it's too late? Or will she just
have to 'off' Perdy when she gets the chance? Put your tongue firmly in
your cheek, and enjoy.
LK's review on ForeverXena
Our duo are back again, and this time its Antiminius and his virgin fixation
that comes under the Warrior Investigator's eagle eye. Unfortunately,
she's having her own troubles, in the form of an unwanted assistant -
Velasca has been assigned to the case. All that's missing is Xena's very
own stalker... whoops, no! Strike that - here's Alti...
Gumboots To The Rescue [alt]
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Our dynamic duo pack their bags and take the Xena: Warrior Investigation
Agency on the road to Chin in search of Lao Ma's missing little boy. Xena,
back in her old haunts, is all misty-eyed with nostalgia whilst Gabrielle's
finding her spiritual side, much to the delight of her very own stalkers
Najara and Eli. And just who is this odd teenager with the bad temper
and lanky hair who keeps calling Xena 'mummy'?
Gabrielle has gotten herself into a right predicament, and Xena decides
to take advantage of a bard trapped by a couple of appendages, and helpless
to resist.
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Night At The Circus by Lariel
Follow the latest adventures of super sleuth Xena: Warrior
Investigator and her blonde assistant Gabrielle as they investigate the
mysterious disappearance of several women amid the goings-on at a sinister
circus.
... or... An Awful Tale Involving the Hideous Side Effects
of Sex & Drink & General Hard Livin'
Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer enjoy a boisterous night in a tavern, in a
town full of strangely ugly inhabitants. Can they solve the mystery of
the sudden calamity that has befallen everyone, before they too become
hideously decrepit?
We've all met them. Obsessive. Delusional. They watch too much Xena,
read too much fanfiction and probably go to conventions. Just like the
rest of us... but we don't usually go round kidnapping sidekicks. Do we??
Lady Xena wasn't the type to let a little thing like death stand in the
way of a good relationship.
The bard's had enough - she needs Xena. Now. Right now. But she's not
the kinda gal to go throwing herself at anyone... so there's only one
way to do it...
Gabrielle's thoughts as she prepares to join Xena in "Sins Of The
Past"
A series of campfire vignettes - how does Xena feel about Gabrielle?
Set in series one.
Gabrielle and Eve get to know each other.
Xippy winner
A poignant prayer said over Gabrielle's grave.
How can one woman make a difference, in the face of oppression, cruelty
and fear? How can another woman risk her life to save the ruined remains
of an idealistic rebel? And how can hope survive when it grows on the
barren soil of the Conqueror's Corinth?
An ancient folklore tale, telling the myth of the Dark Warrior and her
redemption by the Sun Child.
These stories
contain adult content. Please don't read if you are under 18, or living
in a place where same sex relationships aren't allowed.
Gabrielle and Xena's relationship has taken a sudden and unexpected turn
- Gabrielle's reactions to the after effects.
Following on from "Deja Vu All Over Again", Mattie and Harry
talk about their future.
A relationship at breaking point, yet two hearts still want the same
thing. They just don't know how to ask for it.
Comedy Uber: She was tall, dark and ruthless and the things she could
do with a fax machine could make a body weep. She ran her high powered
organisation and always demanded the best from her employees - after all,
post had to be delivered, didn't it? But were her plans for office domination
about to be scuppered by the sweet, innocent Gabrielle?
Comedy: Alison Hornblower is an avid Xena fan. She makes friends in chatrooms,
reads fanfic and collects all the stuff. Ally has just bought herself
a new Xena action figure - a special one. It has a name; Weeny Xeny. Weeny
is Ally's friend. She keeps her company, talks to her...Weeny Xeny would
do anything to protect Ally... anything...
The Last Conqueror
with Kamouraskan
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Drama: The Empire is crumbling and a struggle for power is about to begin.
Dark forces are converging, and crucial choices have to be made. But which
choice is the right one? And what difference can a streetsmart kid from
Corinth and an insane prisoner make anyway, against forces which draw
their power from the evil of the earth?
Comedy/Parody: Xena is bitten by the bardic bug. Inspired by the creative
and supportive atmosphere of The Muses Retreat, Xena does the unthinkable.
She enters a poetry competition. Gabrielle meanwhile is going down a storm
with her incisive critiquing of bards' work... but is The Muses Retreat
all that it seems?
Comedy: Just what does happen to a retired Warrior and Bard on an average
sunday afternoon in the Corinthian Centre for Graceful Ageing?
or...How I Learned To Stop Chafing And Love The Bard
Comedy: Gabrielle is in need of some very delicate TLC, and Xena
is just the person for the job.
Comedy: The "Spears, Swords and Warlords" tour wasn't
Gabrielle's first choice for a holiday, but can the bard make the best
of it?
In memory of Kevin Smith
Ares, God of War
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